By Air Lainey
Recap of Week 3 Predictions: 4 correct
Let’s see how my predictions match up with this past week’s results. It looks as if I’m not completely horrible at this…4 for 6 is not bad. Air Lainey (which when I type, I keep typing Airy Lainey, but hey, it’s better than Lacey…Barker…) beat the Penny Hardaway Kicks. This one was easy as I am pretty confident in my super, amazing team. Tony, you put up a good fight and I was only worried for about 3 hours. Good game.
Team Schwarzes Herz Dunk lost to Luke’s Grand Team. I got this one wrong. I really thought Lebron would pull it together. I mean, he did better than he’s done before this season, but let’s get real, history has not been made yet. As Lebron once said, “I hate letting my teammates down. I know I'm not going to make every shot. Sometimes I try to make the right play, and if it results in a loss, I feel awful.” I think Lebron owes team Schwarzes Herz Dunk an apology. Congratulations Luke!
I got this one right, but it gets pretty sad right here. Barry, you were the best man in our wedding, but I’m getting a little concerned…most of your players are injured and if we take a look at your score this week, you are only .3 points short of something very evil…So, because someone clearly has it out for Barry, the Ear-Blowers come out with the win in this matchup. Congratulations little brother.
I was really hoping for thabeet my meat to win. Unfortunately Bambi..I mean Barker..came away with the win. SavageHarden’s top performer was Anthony Davis. This means nothing to me, but it is obvious and I thought I should point it out. Thabeet my meat’s best player was Pau Gasol. And that’s one of the best names in the NBA right now, so at least you have that going for you. Good job Bambi.
Fight Me in da Paint beat Steve’s Swag Team this week. I got this one right and I based it off the fact that if you Google people fighting in paint, it looks pretty cool. Steve don’t feel bad, Ryan blew everyone out of the water. I do think your team is pretty swag though. You have the dude with the beard and that’s fantastic. Fight Me in da Paint is the only team to get over 1,000 points this week. You deserve a virtual cookie or something. Good job paint guy!
Lastly we have Jacob and Stanton. I predicted Jacob with the win and I was right (duh). I’m running out of time so that’s all I have.
Week 4 Matchup Predictions
Air Lainey (3-0) vs Schwarzes Herz Dunk (1-2): Husband and wife go head to head in the most exciting matchup of the season. Who will win? The wife always wins…even though a certain someone has already started analyzing all the ways I could lose. He is wrong and I will win. My Splash brothers will make a massive tsunami out of his team. True love.
Barry’s Team (1-2) vs luke’s Grand Team (2-1): Barry you have a ways to go to move up the standings board. This one goes to Luke.
Ear-Blowers (2-1) vs Stanton’s Swag Team (1-2): Stan, change your team name please. I’ve seen your drawings and your SnapChats…use some of that hilarious creativity here. Winner for this one will go to Ear-Blowers if Lance Stephenson keeps getting fouls called for smacking himself in the face. I like him more and more each season.
SavageHarden (1-2) vs Penny Hardaway Kicks (0-3): I’m thinking SavageHarden will take the win. Penny Hardaway Kicks has four people benched? This is not a good sign…
Steve’s Swag Team (2-1) vs thabeet my meat (1-2): I’m going with Steve on this one. I think that bearded man of yours is going to do wonders this week. I’m sorry thabeet my meat…but at least Nationwide® is on your side.
Jacob P (2-1) vs Fight Me in da Paint (2-1): Upset of the week!! I pick Jacob P for the win. I really like your team and I think you have good chance to make it a close run. Good luck!