by Air Lainey
Week Six Wrap Up
Well this week didn’t go so well for me. I got 3 for 6 correct. Of course I won my own week though. I absolutely smoked my brother and it felt good. Steve’s Swag Team beat Schwarzes Herz Dunk (wrong), SavageHarden beat Barry’s Team (right), Stanton’s Swag Team beat Luke’s Grand Team (wrong), Jacob P beat Penny Hardaway Kicks (right) and Fight Me in da Paint beat thabeet my meat (wrong).
Predictions for Week 7
Well I’m back to making predictions based on absolutely nothing for week 7. I guess I’m only a third of the way done with this so I better get creative… Barker you better appreciate and read these, otherwise it’s a big ol’ waste of time.
I’d like to start off by sharing a picture I received from a random guy in Iowa.
So if we analyze this, we can see he likes takeout, the Vikings, not showing off the rest of his body, his sleeping dog, and that’s about all I can tell for now. I was creeped out, shared it with the husband, we laughed and then moved on. Then he texted, “hello.” We thought it best to not respond because then I’d have to actually deal with this person. So that’s where I’ll leave this for now and move on to our matchups this week.
First up is Air Lainey against Luke’s Grand Team. I saw Luke the other day. He thinks his team is doing very well and he is not wrong, but I would like to point out now he has dropped to 4th place while I have moved up to 2nd in the standings. I don’t care who I’m playing, I’m always going to pick myself, I will win this matchup.
The husband, Schwarzes Herz Dunk, is up against work-mate Jacob P. I’m always going to pick the husband as well…so, sorry Jacob, this one goes to Schwarzes Herz Dunk. I hope that you both leave notes to each other at work trash talking about who will win because no one does it on our message boards which makes this super boring.
Next up we have Barry’s Team against Steve’s Swag Team. Steve’s Swag Team is in first and I don’t see that changing this week. This one goes to Steve.
What’s this? Oh, just the follow-up pick to the phone call I didn’t answer the other night. So, after hearing my voicemail that this is not the person you think it is, he thought it crucial to share this. THIS time, he got a little more into his photo. Not only is the photo of his face cropped in again, but also added a heart around his head with a little bit of attitude. Again, the sleeping dog, BUT on a different couch. I’m going to assume this person lives with his mother (most likely) or is married. Note the “C” on the wall, which is something girls like to do with their last names (in case they forget…?) right above a wall ornament that says “family.” I will say he is quite persistent and is providing my husband and I with some entertainment.
Back to the matchups. Next we have the Ear-Blowers against SavageHarden. SavageHarden seems to be on a roll so I’m going with Barker. Sorry little brother, but you still have Lance who is my FAVORITE player this season.
Next we have Fight Me in da Paint against Penny Hardaway Kicks. I can’t go into details because I really want Tony to win, but it’s probably not going to happen. Tony at least you are fantastic at picking a wife!
Lastly we have thatbeet my meat against Stanton’s Swag Team. Stan’s team kind of did awesome last week and I don’t see that changing. I pick Stan’s Swag Team for this week.
Well that’s about it. Sorry for the lack of super exiting pictures, but I thought it more important to share what was going on with our new text buddy. I’ll keep you posted to any new pictures that come my way. I’m just hoping they stay G rated or he’s going to get this picture as a response…