by Air Lainey
Week 18 Wrap-Up
We have a first people! I got every single prediction correct for week 18. It took me 18 weeks to do this and that’s with picking Barry over Steve who is in first. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty impressive. Our week 18 winners include Lainey, Daniel, Barry, Barker, Ryan and Stan. Congratulations to our winners. If you were not a winner, continue on because this post is about to get very…fleshy…
Week 19 Predictions: Be Free & Sleep Naked.
Ha! I got your attention and you’re still reading. I recently saw an “article” about how sleeping naked is actually very good for your physical and mental health. I think it’s important I relay this information, but don’t worry; I’ll throw in my predictions at the end of each fun fact. This could change your life, so let’s begin.
1st Fun Fact About Sleeping Naked: It’s just easier.
Are you like most people who have a job and get really tired at the end of the day? Well, then sleeping naked is perfect for you. No trying to decide on what “outfit” to wear to bed. Just rip the clothes off and jump in. So easy. Unless you sleep on a bed of prickly feather…then proceed with caution. Lainey is matched up against Stan this week and will win. Another easy thing.
2nd Fun Fact About Sleeping Naked: You won’t have to take a shower in the morning.
Who does that anyway? Just jump right into your day’s outfit in the morning rather than get all soaked, have to dry off and then finally put your clothes on after cooling down (if you take steamy showers). Daniel is playing Ryan this week. Daniel advised me to pick Ryan. Ryan, looks like you win.
3rd Fun Fact About Sleeping Naked: You’ll reduce your belly size?
Apparently. I don’t have the scientific stats on this one, but it’s included. After a huge splurge or just eating an average American sized dinner, don’t feel guilty, just sleep naked. Barry plays Jacob this week. Jacob, I think you’ll win.
4th Fun Fact About Sleeping Naked: You’ll get way better sleep.
Of course you will! What’s one of the most annoying 1st world problems while sleeping? Getting wrapped up in a t-shirt or having your pants get all twisty! Or my favorite, the feeling of socks making your feet to warm and you get them off fast enough. These are perfect reasons. Steve will beat Derek this week.
5th Fun Fact About Sleeping Naked: You’ll like, feel sexier.
This one may depend on your own self-esteem. But according to this insane article, you’ll feel sexier if you sleep naked. This might be a thing? I don’t know. Try it out and let us know. Barker will beat Luke this week.
6th (and final) Fun Fact About Sleeping Naked: You can air out your…parts…
This is nothing but the truth. Think about what we go through all day just to fit in with society. Let your parts take a break and just hang out in the fresh air and clean sheets (hopefully). Alison will beat Tony this week.
These are scientifically proven facts. So the next time you’re feeling guilty about a meal, insecure about your looks, or just want to feel a bit breezy during your sleep, remember to sleep naked. Also, good luck this week at Fantasy Basketball. Out.